The Perfect Drinking Night |
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Written by Spewf
Just another college student trying to make it in this hard-boring world. Oh and in case you wanted to creep, Spewf is 20 from Indiana. Follow Spewf on Twitter
This was written on January 13th, 2009 Overall this post has been viewed 928 times, . // //
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There are two paths you can have when your drinking.
1. Drinking with the guys
2. Drinking with girls
But for this purpose we are just going to say you want to drink with the guys. So here are the steps you have to have in order to have a good night.
- Decide where you’re going to drink at and what you will drink. If it is just dudes you will probably go cheap since there is no need in going expensive. No one to impress. (Time: 9:30)
- Decide who is going to be the guy that will drive you to Taco Bell in about an hour. (Time 9:35)
- Start drinking your cheap Keystone Ice/McCormick’s Vodka and play some games like Beer Pong, Kings, Smoke or Fire, Bus Driver, etc. . . or if you are a dare devil you can start taking shots out of the girl above. There are three locations you can take it out of, but hopefully no one has ever really used it. That is just messed up.(Time: 10:00)
- Go to taco bell while the one guy who is driving is a little pissed off an annoyed at you. (Time: 11:10)
- Get back and try to get the driver to drink as much as possible so he can have a good night. I mean after all he is done for the night. (Time 11:45)
- Once everyone is obliterated you will probably realize everyone is texting girls, so you get out your phone and do the same thing even though it is just “the guys.” (Time: 12:20)
- Turn on the ComCast or whatever other cable provider and go to the On-Demand section. Scroll down to Karaoke and find that classic song that you all will know. Sing your heart out. (Time 12:40)
- Pass out (1:00)
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